This shirt’s so soft that it’s guaranteed to absorb 90% of your tears during the 2026 season.
In fact, I believe I read on the tag that the shirt is weaved from 100% North American Optimism(make of that what you will, but it would be great to have a little bit of that, right?). So I think we all need one of these.
*All efforts to keep stock updated have been made, but if something goes wrong, like a tornado or a flood (as we well-know can happen in Ohio) and stock is lost, you’ll be immediately emailed and refunded.
